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Ever notice how some of the dumbest decisions you've made started on a day/night you just wanted to get out because you were bored? I sure have, so I wanted to go in depth about the harm that boredom brings and the resolution.WARNING BOREDOM MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING:
*May cause you to go out on a date for food with someone you despise
*May cause you to invite a lame over
*May cause you to entertain the lame
*May cause you to entertain the lame sexually (shame on you)
*May cause you to get drunk and call up an ex
*May cause drunken sex with the ex
*May cause drunken sex with the ex that leads to pregnancy
*May cause drunken sex with the ex that leads to pregnancy and leaves you a single baby momma with baby daddy drama
WHEW, so basically dont give into boredom or you may accidently get pregnant by someone you dont want and be a crazy baby momma
OF course Im kidding...or am I?
Seriously, doing things in the name of boredom is just so 2009, especially if you're 24 and up. Sorry gals, but we have to do better. If you have a lot of spare time, I encourage you to get a hobby, read a book, hang out with friends, start a business...basically invest your time wisely instead of making a decision that you'll dread during or regret after.
Seriously, how many dates have you gone on and the whole time you're thinking "I should've just stayed home". LOL.
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